Stop! I have a mind and I'm not afraid to use it.
And yes, I have a gun, too.
Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.
- Napoleon Bonapart
A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence.
- Bruce Lee
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
- Jules Renard
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.