Stop! I have a mind and I'm not afraid to use it.
And yes, I have a gun, too.
Daughter (looking at my plate): You didn't even touch your vegetables!
Me (indignant): Yes, I did! I had to move them out of the way!
Oh that one is going to come back to haunt you.To my chagrin; I've heard my words coming from my kids more than once. And often to devastating effect.
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