Overheard on the Scanner:
This event took place over several minutes, with several officers chiming in. They were being dispatched to a stolen vehicle.
Dispatcher: Hold the air for a stolen vehicle. [Broadcasts make/model of vehicle and tag, as well as last location/direction of travel]. Also be advised, the vehicle is blue in color and there is a bumper sticker in the cab window that reads "You Can't Fix Stupid."
After several minutes of officers broadcasting locations, the chase turns into a foot pursuit, with the driver giving them the slip.
Dispatcher: Radio to any K-9 that can switch to channel B and assist in a stolen vehicle recovery.
Shortly after the dog arrives on scene...
Officer: Radio, be advised suspect is in custody, you can release the air.
Well, whaddya know! It's true! You can't fix stupid.