We're discussing the lengths to which clients will go to customize their cars. Then we start talking about cars we've owned.
Me: I had a car that would change colors depending on the weather.
Paralegal: Really!? That sounds cool!
Me: Yeah. When it was dry out, it was brown and gray. If it rained it was red and black.
Paralegal: Was it special paint or something?
Me: Nah. It was rust spots and gray primer. The water made the rust look red and the primer look black.
Paralegal: I don't know why I even listen to you.