Overheard on the Scanner

Dispatcher: 235, I need you to respond to Big Store. I'm not sure this counts as a suspicious situation, but I'm going to read what's on the screen.

There's a call about a child in a shopping cart screaming to his parents that he wants to go home.

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I thought, well, I can't really blame the kid. It's Christmas eve; I'd want to go home, too.