Saturday, September 17, 2011

Shopping Miranda Rights

Shopping rights for my daughters:

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you grab can and will be put back for you.

Even if you choose not to remain silent, you should still choose to stop asking for stuff at any time.

You have the right to use your own money during any purchasing.

If you cannot afford it, it will be returned to the shelf for you at no additional cost.

Do you understand these rights?

4 comments:

Auntie J said...

Hah! I may have to use those for my three girls (currently ages 6 and almost 5--twins).

However, the biggest problem I have is that they don't have any of their own money. At least, not more than 25 cents' worth. My six-year-old is convinced that a new bike comes with our new house, and she wants both of them yesterday.

Old NFO said...

I like it, I LIKE it :-) Gonna use that one!

Lawyer said...

As I'm sure you probably already know, my daughters are less than thrilled with these rights.

class action lawyer said...

I think my daughter wouldn't listen to the these rights if i said this to her.