Monday, May 16, 2011


Wife:  Do we have time to stop by the store on the way home from church?

Me:  I'm not sure, we have to go to the picnic.

Wife:  I'm not going to take long.  I'm just going to run in and buy a pair of sneakers.  You know me, when I set my mind to shop quickly, I do it fast.

Me:  Can I record you saying that?

Wife:  I don't think so.  You're not using that against me.

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