Wife: Do we have time to stop by the store on the way home from church?
Me: I'm not sure, we have to go to the picnic.
Wife: I'm not going to take long. I'm just going to run in and buy a pair of sneakers. You know me, when I set my mind to shop quickly, I do it fast.
Me: Can I record you saying that?
Wife: I don't think so. You're not using that against me.