Saturday, September 4, 2010

The Puppy Arrives!

Well, Mia has arrived.

She's a small Pekingese with an oversized attitude. It took me all day but I think I have been able to make peace with her.  Now, I’m no expert on dog speak, but I think this is how our conversation went.

Me: “Hello, Mia! Welcome to your new home!”

Mia: ROARRRRR (What she thinks she sounds like.) grrrrr, yip, yip (What I heard.)

Me: Why are you mad at me? I've barely met you. What did I do?

Mia: Like you don’t know!

Me: What are you talking about? What could I have possibly done?

Mia: You never know what you do! Are you really that clueless?

Me: Listen, can you at least give me a clue?

Mia: If you don’t care enough to notice, I’m not going to tell you!

Me: Whaaaaaat?! OKAY, I’M SORRY!! FOR WHATEVER!!!

Mia: [Wagging tail.] See, that wasn’t so hard, was it?


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