Since I’ve lost a lot of weight, I had to go out and buy myself some jeans. Found a few on sale and bought them. The next day, Saturday, I had to run some errands, so I grabbed a pair, took off the labels, and put them on.
They fit perfectly, and it felt good to be down to that size after a lot of hard work. I headed off to my errands. I visited several stores, stopped by the bank, and even dropped by work. I saw a lot of friendly people along the way.
I got home, and my wife just kind of looked at me.
You know that plastic label that runs down the rear of the jeans? The one that shows the size? Don't forget to remove that one.
I'm just saying.